Posted by
Thomas the Real Tin Woodsman on Monday, December 31, 2007 3:41:08 AM
I am choosing to express myself in the headlines I want to see in the coming year.
January: Thompson Routs Other GOP Rivals in Iowa Upset
February: Thompson Continues Victories in Other States
March: General Petraeus Awarded, Given OK to Continue Surge
April: President Issues Executive Order Stopping Aid to "Sanctuary Cities"
May: Osama bin Laden Found Alive, Hiding in a Burka, and Arrested
June: Supreme Court Declares D. C. Gun Ban Unconstitutional, Other Cities Warned
July: Accident Wipes Out Iran's Nuclear Facilities
August: Kim Jong Il Steps Down, Seeks Counseling for "Everything"
September: It's a Thompson-Hunter Ticket for the GOP
October: "Absolute" Victory in Iraq; Troops Coming Home by Summer
November: GOP Takes Back Congress and Retains White House
December: President-Elect Thompson Names Rudy Giuliani Top Man at Defense
... and a bonus from January 2009:
President "Deeply Honored" by Statler Brothers' Special Performance at Inaugural
OK, so that last one isn't really political, but I'd love to see them perform again!
Hope you enjoyed this! Happy New Year to you all!